I call this years Effort..
Too much Midori.

 

That's freakin hallarious, you have far to much time on your hands......

 

What a way to tick off the yuppies I live amongst


Can you believe this jerkoff who BTW is a shop teacher and lives in a house with no furniture or decoration across from me is complaining! that one of the houses on this culdesac is smaller than all the others? "it makes my house look bad" sorry.......But the raggety yard and dead bushes and no curtains or blinds and stuff are whats making your house look bad.

All the houses here look the same to me.
He is referring to the one with the white car in the driveway.

 

I can't stand rich people....

I am manager of a cell phone store in a really rich area and every customer thinks that the world revolves around them....

 

Is that his bathroom there in the street?

 

No, thats a portolet Katrina blew over. I wouldn't have wanted to pick that one up.

Halloween plans anyone? There are no trees around here to TP...
I have seven pounds of candy to hand out. My kids have informed me I shall not be accompanying them to trick or treat this year either. I am locking Ellie up tight and handing out candy to the little demons.

No, not rich people here(I guess?), just a house with a pretty car parked in the stable.

 

moved

 

That looks more like too much Cuervo.

 

I'm going to a haunted house tonight and then halloween night i'll prolly just go hang out with some friends, i dont go egging or anything just because i wouldnt wanna be the one to have my property egged.

 

I wore a devil tail and ears around the whole day yesterday. I took to it.

Tomorrow I hand out candy and don't go out with my kids.

Brian carved me a very cool pumpkin...

 

Its Halloween!
The Perfect Holiday.......

No Gift Giving or Family Get togethers required!!!


The Best part about Halloween?

"inspecting" the kids candy bags for "bad"(Ie Almond Joys and other stuff I like) Candy....

 

more......

 

wow! that pony looks flippin sweet all lit up

 

Brian made it for me all secret like when I was out shopping last Saturday. I lovedit. Too bad its November now, and I have to get ready for Thanksgiving.

The kids hauled in a bunch of candy, and I didn't have to cook. Good Candy too!
A good night is Taco Bell Chalupas.

 

Also this thing spread like a virus through our neighborhood last night: I got mine early- I feel bad for the people who were running around looking for an unbooed house:

You have been Boo-ed!!

The phantom ghost has come round
To leave these goodies you have found
And since the ghost has gotten you
Read closely now what you must do.

First, post the ghost so it is seen
On a door or window until Halloween
Then no ghost shall come to your house again
Be sure to participate-- it will make you grin

Next, please do your part: You have only one day
so everyone else has a chance to play,
Make 3 treats, 3 ghosts and 3 notes
-Get the gist
And deliver to families who might have been missed.

Deliver at dark, in the black of the night.
Ring the doorbell and run so you stay out of site!!
Have fun and remember, try not to be seen,
Let us share in the spirit of this Halloween!!!

 

You mean you took them off for halloween and went as a normal person??

Sorry I had to.

 

 

That's a real scary image.........

 

 

Well........
I didn't buy a pointy hat and broom...


So yes I went as myself.

Loved my ears. Finally took them off last night, but kept them in the car for more fun and hilarity.