Favorite Simpsons quotes
8/14/08, 03:23 AM
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Russian UN Rep: The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessel.
USA Un Rep: Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
Russian UN Rep: Nyet! That's what we wanted you to think, hahahahahaha!
USA Un Rep: Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
Russian UN Rep: Nyet! That's what we wanted you to think, hahahahahaha!
8/14/08, 03:43 PM
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Homer: "From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."
Bart: "Isn't that just the wrong way?"
Homer: "Yeah, but faster!"
Bart: "Isn't that just the wrong way?"
Homer: "Yeah, but faster!"
8/14/08, 04:10 PM
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(Reiner/McBain is the Arnold Schwarzenegger parody on the Simpsons)
Marge: What kind mileage does it get?
Reiner Wolfcastle: 1 highway, 0 city.
(in reference to his ridiculously large Hummer-like SUV, I think maybe it was a Canyonerro)
I quote that alot when people ask me about my mileage, in my Arnold voice.
Marge: What kind mileage does it get?
Reiner Wolfcastle: 1 highway, 0 city.
(in reference to his ridiculously large Hummer-like SUV, I think maybe it was a Canyonerro)
I quote that alot when people ask me about my mileage, in my Arnold voice.
8/14/08, 07:33 PM
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Abe Simpson is my favorite.
I've got three quotes.
Grampa: "You, President? This is the greatest country in the world. We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming president. Quit your daydreaming, melonhead!"
Grampa: "Ooh, I feel all funny. I'm in love! No, wait. It's a stroke.No, wait! It is love! I'm in love!"
Grampa: "Death stalks you at every turn!"
Lisa: "It's only Maggie."
Grampa: " Oh, yeah. You know, at my age, the mind starts playing tricks. So, aaah! Death!"
I've got three quotes.
Grampa: "You, President? This is the greatest country in the world. We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming president. Quit your daydreaming, melonhead!"
Grampa: "Ooh, I feel all funny. I'm in love! No, wait. It's a stroke.No, wait! It is love! I'm in love!"
Grampa: "Death stalks you at every turn!"
Lisa: "It's only Maggie."
Grampa: " Oh, yeah. You know, at my age, the mind starts playing tricks. So, aaah! Death!"
8/14/08, 07:36 PM
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My favorite with Abe Simpson and Homer (this may not be 100% accurate)
Homer: "Shut up Dad or we'll put you in a home."
Grandpa: "But, I'm already in a home."
Homer: "Well then be quiet or we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes."
Grandpa: (moaning) "Ohhhhh."
Someday I'll use this one on my father.
I hope he get's the joke.
Homer: "Shut up Dad or we'll put you in a home."
Grandpa: "But, I'm already in a home."
Homer: "Well then be quiet or we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes."
Grandpa: (moaning) "Ohhhhh."
Someday I'll use this one on my father.
I hope he get's the joke.
Last edited by 2k7gtcs; 8/14/08 at 07:40 PM.
8/15/08, 01:21 PM
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Found the lyrics to the Canyonero commercial:
(sung to melody from Rawhide theme)
Canyonero Can you name the truck with four wheel drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! (Whip)
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyoneroooo! Yah! (Whip) (With singers) Canyonero! (Whip)
Krusty in a bubble dressed as a cowboy: Hey, hey!
Announcer: The federal highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero! (Whip)
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! (Whip)
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! Ya! (Whip)
She blinds everybody with her super-high beams,
She's a squirrel-squashing, deer-smackin', drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Ya! (Whip) Canyonero! Ya! Ya! On, Canyonero! Ya! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!
(sung to melody from Rawhide theme)
Canyonero Can you name the truck with four wheel drive?Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! (Whip)
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyoneroooo! Yah! (Whip) (With singers) Canyonero! (Whip)
Krusty in a bubble dressed as a cowboy: Hey, hey!
Announcer: The federal highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero! (Whip)
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! (Whip)
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! Ya! (Whip)
She blinds everybody with her super-high beams,
She's a squirrel-squashing, deer-smackin', drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Ya! (Whip) Canyonero! Ya! Ya! On, Canyonero! Ya! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!
8/15/08, 09:20 PM
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Not exactly rawhide theme...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoPon3xuCjE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoPon3xuCjE
Found the lyrics to the Canyonero commercial:
(sung to melody from Rawhide theme)
Canyonero Can you name the truck with four wheel drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! (Whip)
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyoneroooo! Yah! (Whip) (With singers) Canyonero! (Whip)
Krusty in a bubble dressed as a cowboy: Hey, hey!
Announcer: The federal highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero! (Whip)
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! (Whip)
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! Ya! (Whip)
She blinds everybody with her super-high beams,
She's a squirrel-squashing, deer-smackin', drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Ya! (Whip) Canyonero! Ya! Ya! On, Canyonero! Ya! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!
(sung to melody from Rawhide theme)
Canyonero Can you name the truck with four wheel drive?Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! (Whip)
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyoneroooo! Yah! (Whip) (With singers) Canyonero! (Whip)
Krusty in a bubble dressed as a cowboy: Hey, hey!
Announcer: The federal highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero! (Whip)
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! (Whip)
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! Ya! (Whip)
She blinds everybody with her super-high beams,
She's a squirrel-squashing, deer-smackin', drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Ya! (Whip) Canyonero! Ya! Ya! On, Canyonero! Ya! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!
8/17/08, 08:55 PM
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A few of my all time favorites:
Satan in hell: "So, you like donuts, ehh???
Homer: "Yes"
Satan in hell:"Well, have all the donuts in the world!!!"
Homer: "Gulp gulp gulp gulp...MORE...gulp gulp gulp"
Homer: "Oh Lisa, you and your stories...beer kills brain cells...
...now let's go back to that building thingie...where our beds and TV...is."
And my all time fave:
Homer: "Ahhh, beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems..."
Satan in hell: "So, you like donuts, ehh???
Homer: "Yes"
Satan in hell:"Well, have all the donuts in the world!!!"
Homer: "Gulp gulp gulp gulp...MORE...gulp gulp gulp"
Homer: "Oh Lisa, you and your stories...beer kills brain cells...
...now let's go back to that building thingie...where our beds and TV...is."
And my all time fave:
Homer: "Ahhh, beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems..."