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Old Jun 3, 2005 | 07:38 AM
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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but got no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder--still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?!"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away...

"We're down here."
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Old Jun 3, 2005 | 07:41 AM
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haha!!
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Old Jun 3, 2005 | 07:52 AM
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Good one
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Old Jun 3, 2005 | 08:34 AM
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:bowdown:





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Old Jun 3, 2005 | 08:35 AM
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bad knees
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Old Jun 3, 2005 | 08:37 AM
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Nah, it's just that the brain cells in the head had tuned out the female voice.
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Old Jun 3, 2005 | 09:24 AM
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That's hilarious! (And so true!)
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Old Jun 3, 2005 | 09:29 AM
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bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha
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Old Jun 4, 2005 | 07:07 AM
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Nah, it's just that the brain cells in the head had tuned out the female voice.
true dat, so true
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Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:01 AM
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Originally posted by mizanin@June 4, 2005, 7:10 AM
true dat, so true
Last night we were out and about......
The girls wanted to go to Lowes and see counters and paint and light fixtures(we were with our friends who are buying with us) the men only heard
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.
Needless we didn't get to go to Lowes. We are instead going today-girls only.
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Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:03 AM
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What? Beer? Where?

Oh, sorry April. Did you say something?





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Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:05 AM
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Originally posted by freebass55@June 4, 2005, 9:06 AM
What? Beer? Where?

Oh, sorry April. Did you say something?

Exactly!
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Old Jun 4, 2005 | 11:49 AM
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mmmm beer. Yes, please, April I'll take one.
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Old Jun 4, 2005 | 01:42 PM
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Old Jun 4, 2005 | 02:33 PM
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Originally posted by mizanin@June 4, 2005, 11:52 AM
mmmm beer. Yes, please, April I'll take one.
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Old Jun 4, 2005 | 03:53 PM
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I don't do beer......

But I make a mean margarita.
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Old Jun 4, 2005 | 04:46 PM
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haven't had one of them in a while... how mean?
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Old Jun 5, 2005 | 12:46 AM
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if its as mean as she is, i want one



:hiding: dont hurt me :hiding:
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Old Jun 5, 2005 | 07:06 AM
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oooooooooooo, are you gonna take that April (puts a $20 on April )
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Old Jun 5, 2005 | 09:34 AM
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Originally posted by future9er24@June 5, 2005, 12:49 AM
if its as mean as she is, i want one
:hiding: dont hurt me :hiding:
Yea but my musang is Yellow and 28 years newer than yours


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