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Old Feb 9, 2005 | 05:09 AM
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Cool

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the
closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750.." Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you
to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again."
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Old Feb 9, 2005 | 08:32 AM
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Old Feb 9, 2005 | 09:17 AM
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Old Feb 9, 2005 | 10:13 AM
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hahahhahahahaha
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Old Feb 9, 2005 | 11:13 AM
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Old Feb 9, 2005 | 04:25 PM
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haha omgosh thats great
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Old Feb 9, 2005 | 06:30 PM
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thats great dude.
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 03:25 PM
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That was grat
I love those little twsts on jokes
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 06:47 PM
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I think I have met that little boy before, when I was a
door-to-door salesman....

I ring the bell, a boy opens the door...he's smoking a cigar,

I try to be cool...I ask him, "Is your mother home?"

He flips ashes on the carpet, and then says "What do YOU think?"
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 06:57 PM
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dang.... kids these days...


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Old Feb 13, 2005 | 10:25 PM
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That's... wrong.


Just wrong.



I love it.
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