The title says it all. But lets keep it somewhat acceptable for the forum rules. I think its been tried before but it went south. Let's do it right this time.

Not saying it can't be edgy, just keep it within what is allowed under the rules. But feel free to stretch the rules right up to the point of breaking. That is what makes it good.


I'll start it off with something mild. I don't think I've ever seen the entire movie Animal House as an adult. I know the premise and the actors, but I don't know much other about it.

 

I've only seen bits and pieces of Animal House too, never all the way through.

 

You guys should definitely see it all the way through.

On the movie subject, I hate Fight Club. [ducks for thrown soap].

 

Wow

Just wow

I confess that I really don't care for drinking anymore. I used to go on some real benders in my younger years but with each passing year I drink less and less until I can't remember even having had a drink anymore.

 

I've become such an introvert that I go for weeks, or even months at a time without interacting with the general public. I can't stand being around people so I stay at home and keep to myself because I can't deal with people. I basically only leave the house to get vape liquid and likker when I absolutely have to.


I've lost so much weight that I don't have any shorts that fit now without literally falling off. It's getting hot so I'll have to go out to shop for some soon and I dread it. I've even put 5 more holes in my belt to keep my shorts/pants on, but they've gotten so big that it doesn't work anymore, the belt is doubled over and tucked into other belt loops.

 

I love Day Light Savings time, love the late evening sun light. But I hate when it changes. Get an extra hour of light, but I lose an hour of drinking time on Saturday night, lol.

 

I haven't had a drink in a long time. Only when I go out with my friends, but I rarely go out.


^^This.
I go to work, the gym, and mass on Sundays and that's about it. Unless I take the Roush out for a cruise. I go early in the morning or later in the day, before nighttime, to avoid the d*ckheads, I mean, people on the road. LOL

 

I have impure thoughts. All the time.

 

LMMFAO
I love it Tom. I can relate.

 

Saying three Hail Marys and an act of contrition doesn't cover me anymore.

 

 

 

^^ All this ^^ After not going out for a while, I get cabin fever, but once I get out of the house all I think about is how much I hate loud ******** and how I'd rather be home.

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My confession -- I don't really like beer that much. It's good and all, some better than others, but I'd rather have a good wine or a whiskey. Just prefer the taste of the latter two. But whenever I'm out I order the brew because I don't want to look a dweeb (wine) or like an alcoholic (whiskey).

 

I have fooled around in every car I've owned. Except the last two. The last two I got after getting married.

 

Lee,.......this thread is EPIC bro. Great idea for a thread.

Another confession, I love this site. It's one of my favorites of the many that I visit.

 

I must confess, I like big butts and i cannot lie.

 

Psh. Might as well 'confess' that you breathe oxygen.

 

I lied to my wife about my cancer. She was at the time traveling a lot and I was on my own insurance so she thought I was going to the hospital for checkups on my old shrapnel injury, my head, etc. She thought I was always tired because I spent my job in front of my desktop all day, not because of the chemotherapy.

 

You were just trying to keep her from worrying. I have respect for that.

 

You beat me to it with your own punchline!