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Virginity like bubble, one *****, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch hiney should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four ***** cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth!
but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like heck, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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And another stupid one...



A Daring New Position


Husband: Shall we try a new position tonight?

Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

 

those are great

 

Im offended...I have 4 *****....

LMAO j/k

 

 

 

good ones.

 

o my i just cant stop laughing

 

jezus thats funny