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Old Mar 13, 2010 | 06:34 PM
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(Caution ) Nine words women use !!!

Be extremely careful when hearing these words :

(1)Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2)Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3)Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5)Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6)That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7)Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').


(8)Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying F--YOU!


(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Old Mar 14, 2010 | 07:25 AM
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All true and funny observations! Too bad it has to be that way in a relationship. It's funny all the same!
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Old Mar 14, 2010 | 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by 07 AU2BOT
Be extremely careful when hearing these words :

(1)Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they THINK they are right and you need to shut up.

My only change to this list
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 12:14 PM
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Isn't there a video that goes along with this list? I've ssen it before and its pretty funny
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 12:33 PM
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Talking #6

"That's Okay"
This was the one that led to my divorce.
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 09:50 AM
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I am not posting in this thread as I do not want to incriminate myself
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 02:58 PM
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I read this thread to my boyfriend and when he laughed and I apparently gave him a face(I retain that I did no such thing), he asked what was wrong to which I replied, "Nothing".
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 05:39 PM
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 05:48 PM
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I would add "Sorry" to that list...

As in, "You'll be sorry you ever did that."
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 06:06 PM
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I don't really use any of them. But out of all of them, I'll admit to using the "loud sigh" which is usually accompanied with an eye roll. Maybe I should try the "whatever" thing. I usually just say f--- you



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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 06:28 PM
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ahhh, women .... complicated beings!
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 08GTCandyApple
I don't really use any of them. But out of all of them, I'll admit to using the "loud sigh" which is usually accompanied with an eye roll. Maybe I should try the "whatever" thing. I usually just say f--- you


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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 07:10 PM
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Wait.

I remembered another one...

"Wrong hole"

I don't think I have to explain that one.
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by 08GTCandyApple
I usually just say f--- you




I tend to take the same approach. I find it works better just getting straight to the point.
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 07:21 PM
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You two are exceptions to the rule.

That's why you are both so cool.
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
Wait.

I remembered another one...

"Wrong hole"

I don't think I have to explain that one.
No but maybe i should link your C/T to this post instead?
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Old Mar 22, 2010 | 12:45 PM
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Old Mar 27, 2010 | 09:53 PM
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ahhh oh so true lol
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