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DID YOU EVER WONDER??
...Can you cry under water?
...How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
...If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
...Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
...Why do youhave to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
...Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
...Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
...What did cured ham actually have?
...How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
...Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
...If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
...If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
...Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
...Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
...How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
...Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
...If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
and finally...
...Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Did you ever wonder?
...Can you cry under water?
...How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
...If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
...Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
...Why do youhave to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
...Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
...Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
...What did cured ham actually have?
...How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
...Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
...If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
...If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
...Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
...Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
...How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
...Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
...If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
and finally...
...Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Did you ever wonder?
Team Mustang Source
Joined: January 5, 2005
Posts: 13,223
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For April my bad or what ! sorry but it is a good giggle don't yall thank ?
Diary Entry
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I
never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their
heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown
into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion
starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT???"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She
explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm
thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to
happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I
walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive
outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of
them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair
to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a
pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one
wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was
testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was
almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when
she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel
like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went
completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the spring of
2008.
Diary Entry
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I
never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their
heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown
into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion
starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT???"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She
explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm
thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to
happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I
walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive
outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of
them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair
to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a
pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one
wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was
testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was
almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when
she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel
like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went
completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the spring of
2008.
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,190
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Originally posted by GottaHaveIt@July 27, 2005, 6:39 PM
For April my bad or what ! sorry but it is a good giggle don't yall thank ?
Diary Entry
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I
never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their
heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown
into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion
starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT???"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She
explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm
thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to
happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I
walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive
outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of
them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair
to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a
pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one
wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was
testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was
almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when
she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel
like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went
completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the spring of
2008.
For April my bad or what ! sorry but it is a good giggle don't yall thank ?
Diary Entry
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I
never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their
heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown
into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion
starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT???"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She
explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm
thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to
happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I
walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive
outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of
them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair
to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a
pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one
wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was
testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was
almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when
she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel
like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went
completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the spring of
2008.
THAT is a killin offense. Valid in Alabama- he would need killin.
Tis why I shop alone
And Ellie has a big trunk.
