No prize, just fun:

W and his daughter Barbara:

 

"I love e-bay, I got $27.00 dollars and a print of Daddy in part exchange for her.."

 

Yea she's worth 10 points in the polls!

 

"Kewl, my daughter just ordered an '05 Mustang!"

 

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"............






oh wait, wrong president

 

"See, I can be hip. You kids are still into the Fonz thumbs up, aren't ya. Ayyyyyyy."

 

Bush: "Just flash them a thumbs up and they'll think everything's A-OK. Got that Barbie-doll?"

Barbara: "Got it Dad"

Bush: "You'll make an excellent bureaucrat, Barbie-doll. Just not president. That's a man's job"

Barbara: "Yes Daddy"

 

"If you look at my daughter like that again, I'm gonna have that secret service guy behind me open a can of Texas whoopin on ya."

 

Yeah . . .she's a drinker too!!

 

Incest is best. Man I'm going to get lucky tonight.

 

be sure to grab one of our bumper stickers!

 

wait there is another one!

 

"Thank god she didn't take after me in the looks department"

 

I found it very odd that I searched Google for anti-republican stickers to balance the two above, but all I could find was anti-democrat and anti-liberal stickers. Even though I searched "anti republican". Go figure.

 

yes very strange indeed since Al Gore "invented" the internet... you'd think it would be just the opposite.

 

W "Are they whistling at me?"
Barbara "Um...yeah, Daddy"
W "Alllllright!"

 

"Mr. President, in your opinion, what is the main problem with the Democratic party?"

"..."

"Well, Jim, I'd reckon it's that they all got one of these stuck up their rear ends, heh, heh, heh!"

10 seconds later...

"...Come on, Barbara, let's go look at summore of that video of Saddam gettin' picked at like a chimp, heh, heh."

 

good ones. lol

 

Lapel pin = $25
100% silk tie = $127
Scoring with the newest White House hottie and the media being there to see the afterglow = PRICELESS

 

Eww, are you from Arkansas?