As many of you already know, I am a diehard Ford lover, but my worst problem I have to deal with is my mom. Let me explain.

An hour ago, as of the time i wrote this post, my dad lend his truck to her because her Bow Tie Suburban was in the tire shop. All of a sudden, she starts saying "WTF is wrong with this truck, It takes a long time to accelerate. My Suburban can do better than that." It got me annoyed and I mumbled "Bow Tie lover" but I told her, "When I get money, I'm gonna modify the truck so it can accelerate better." But she still kept on complaining and saying bad things about Ford.

What can I tell her so she could stop complaining without getting my computer priviliges taken away.and for my sister to tattletale on me

 

Pour some sugar into her gas tank

 

Whats that going to do

 

There's only one way to find out

 

I dont want to get in trouble, its our only car for a whole week when my dad goes to work.

 

I wouldn't do sugar in the tank..it will ruin it
he was joking

 

 

Shut her up real quick and say " If the bow tie is so great, why are we not driving that?"

 

hehehe, itll do all sorts of nice things either to her actual motor or her filter. I geuss youll have to settle to fill her rad up with water and drop a brick of sodium in there.

 

:bla:

 

I'm kidding. But If I want to do that, I better start packing my stuff

 

With all due respect, I'd suggest you listen more and talk less. You'll be a lot wiser that way.

 

sorry. Ok so I should talk to her about her pride for Chevy

 

Maybe its not her pride of Chevy, but her being used to an automobile that hauls more than other cars. Not a big deal.

 

Tell her, "What do you know about automobiles, you're just a woman."

 

You:

 

And...

 

 

Oh please. I know more about cars than most men. I was raised by a good man who taught me well. so and for assuming all women are the same.

 

All jokes aside, they're not that bad of a vehicle. My dad had a 2000/01 (cant remeber) Suburban and now my grandad has it. I drive it up at the cottage towing our boat and it can haul frieght even with the heavy boat and trailer on the back. My dad now drives a Denali, I basically learned how to drive properly on it, and its realllly responsive. The pedal has more instant response than even an 05/06 Mustang. Of course its not faster top end or off the line, but if you slip your toe a little bit, itll go.