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Apr 26, 2005 | 12:16 PM

southern_stang_girlee

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BROKE IS BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good
morning," said the young man.

"If I could take a couple of minutes ofyour time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at leastseen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. "The old
lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a real good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning!!"