Bartenders Psychology
6/22/05, 08:16 AM
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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Bartenders Psychology:
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the hiney.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings
with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually,
she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an
easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a
about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the hiney.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings
with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually,
she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an
easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a
about anything but getting laid.Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
6/22/05, 12:19 PM
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has anyone tried one of these ? its called a
1-900-***-MEUP
1/2 oz Absolut Kurant
1/4 oz Grand Marnier
1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
1/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/4 oz Malibu rum
1/4 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Cranberry juice
1/4 oz Pineapple juice
1-900-***-MEUP
1/2 oz Absolut Kurant
1/4 oz Grand Marnier
1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
1/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/4 oz Malibu rum
1/4 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Cranberry juice
1/4 oz Pineapple juice
6/24/05, 11:48 PM
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A tip for the guys. Don't be afraid to hit on the good looking girl all dressed up nice at the bar... she's the one out there trying the hardest to go home with somebody. 
6/24/05, 11:53 PM
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and hope to lord its not a guy in drag 
http://www.dame-edna.com/
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6/24/05, 11:57 PM
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OOH, that would be bad! 
Maybe it's SurfnSoCal (remember that thread?)
Definately gonna need that 1-900 drink above the next morning
I love it on Cops when they do the prostitution stings and they tell the toothless wonder that the 'girl's' name that he just picked up is Joe!
Maybe it's SurfnSoCal (remember that thread?)Definately gonna need that 1-900 drink above the next morning
I love it on Cops when they do the prostitution stings and they tell the toothless wonder that the 'girl's' name that he just picked up is Joe!
6/25/05, 08:13 AM
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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Originally posted by GottaHaveIt@June 25, 2005, 12:08 AM
I never tried it actually but my moto is I'll give anything a go once ! :scratch:
I never tried it actually but my moto is I'll give anything a go once ! :scratch:
I know you didn't! :scratch:
6/27/05, 07:06 PM
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As a former bartender:
As to the ladies:
Beer - is completely true
Blender drinks - bar didn't have blender so can't say
Mixed Drinks - the only part I can say is that they are high maintenance, not true about being older or being more refined or knowing what she wants - in my experience they have NO idea what they want.
Wine both white zin and others - don't know if true or not, all I can say is if they came into my bar and drank wine, they were too old for me to care
Shots - usually true, but some were just lushes
Tequila - true
As to guys:
pretty easy - no matter what wants to get laid
all wines - if they came into the bar and drank wine they were usually openly gay.
As to the ladies:
Beer - is completely true
Blender drinks - bar didn't have blender so can't say
Mixed Drinks - the only part I can say is that they are high maintenance, not true about being older or being more refined or knowing what she wants - in my experience they have NO idea what they want.
Wine both white zin and others - don't know if true or not, all I can say is if they came into my bar and drank wine, they were too old for me to care
Shots - usually true, but some were just lushes
Tequila - true
As to guys:
pretty easy - no matter what wants to get laid
all wines - if they came into the bar and drank wine they were usually openly gay.
6/27/05, 09:23 PM
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6/27/05, 09:35 PM
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When it comes to drinking I think that I would have a better time watching all the drunk people do stupid things other than me be one of the drunk people doing the stupid things.
6/28/05, 01:04 PM
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Originally posted by mystic cobra@June 27, 2005, 11:38 PM
... When it comes to drinking I think that I would have a better time watching all the drunk people do stupid things other than me be one of the drunk people doing the stupid things.
... When it comes to drinking I think that I would have a better time watching all the drunk people do stupid things other than me be one of the drunk people doing the stupid things.
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