arin was stupid today
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 14, 2005, 2:06 PM
Yeah I've been there too. I'm funniest when I'm drunk.. When my wife and I first started dating we had come home from a long night of drinking and were laying on her bed.... that's all the info from that part of the story I'm gonna disclose.
Anywho... I announced quite loudly that I was going to take a number 1 and preceded to stand up on the bed. I then walked forward right off the edge of the bed and landed on my shoulder while ankle hit the tv stand.
My wife was obviously laughing her **** off at the time and I then crawled on my hands and knees to the bathroom. I have never gotten that drunk again. I hardly remembered anything the next morning. I just noticed I had a big bruise on my foot!
Yeah I've been there too. I'm funniest when I'm drunk.. When my wife and I first started dating we had come home from a long night of drinking and were laying on her bed.... that's all the info from that part of the story I'm gonna disclose.
Anywho... I announced quite loudly that I was going to take a number 1 and preceded to stand up on the bed. I then walked forward right off the edge of the bed and landed on my shoulder while ankle hit the tv stand.
My wife was obviously laughing her **** off at the time and I then crawled on my hands and knees to the bathroom. I have never gotten that drunk again. I hardly remembered anything the next morning. I just noticed I had a big bruise on my foot!
What about when i had my work boots on and i ran from the back of the bus to get off it and i am a shade under 6 foot and with boots i am 6' 4" and the doorway is 6 foot, that f'in hurt like heck
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well peter was being stupid with a ravor blade yesterday who knew my right hand was so mad at my left... 
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LMAO!!!!!!! I once dropped a glass and the top half shaddered leaving the jaged bottom and my wrist slammed down into it and i had to pull the bottom end of the gklass out of my hand, ther was blood everywhere, then i had to bandage it, it hurt like a SOB
After all these years,
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My C/T still sucks!
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Never get in the middle of a dogfight.
I did and got a giant scratch down my leg for it. When the fightee rose up to beat the other dog down his paw came on my leg. Got a foot long gash for it. Looks all angry and hurts like hades this morning.
I did and got a giant scratch down my leg for it. When the fightee rose up to beat the other dog down his paw came on my leg. Got a foot long gash for it. Looks all angry and hurts like hades this morning.
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We had my father-in-law's 60th birthday party at a reception hall.
I was rushing bringing stuff into the banquet room.
Went to go outside and my brain forgot to register that there was a 10' high plate glass wall in my way.
I had a headache the whole night.
I was rushing bringing stuff into the banquet room.
Went to go outside and my brain forgot to register that there was a 10' high plate glass wall in my way.
I had a headache the whole night.
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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Once I was putting my china away...And as I was reaching into the cabinet I kicked over the mop bucket. I slipped in the water, the china went flying....
My right hand had a HUGE blood clot on it.from slamming into the wall when I fell.
I got 14 stitches on my right leg by the ankle- the china I dropped cut me to the bone. Now 4 years later, my leg with the 3 inch scar can predict the weather- it throbs when the pressure outside changes.
When I got took to the ER, my mom came to my house to get the kids...She said it looked like someone had been killed in my kitchen there was so much blood.
My right hand had a HUGE blood clot on it.from slamming into the wall when I fell.
I got 14 stitches on my right leg by the ankle- the china I dropped cut me to the bone. Now 4 years later, my leg with the 3 inch scar can predict the weather- it throbs when the pressure outside changes.
When I got took to the ER, my mom came to my house to get the kids...She said it looked like someone had been killed in my kitchen there was so much blood.
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Originally posted by Fordracing200@April 19, 2005, 9:25 PM
i have 3 cats, that eqauls 90 claws
i have 3 cats, that eqauls 90 claws
Do your cats have six legs each?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
My old house was built in 1768 when people were about 18" shorter than today, the doorframe to my bedroom was around 5' 10" high. The phone was ringing downstairs and I forgot about the 6" I had on the door frame. I hit the frame at full run, fell onto the landing, bounced off the wall and proceeded to fall down the stairs, guess who was waiting at the bottom?? That's right, the bloody GSD who thought that me falling down the stairs was the precursor to a little fight. Stupid Dog!
Oh, I also once forgot to take the fuse out when I was changing all the light fittings in the house. I was stood on a wooden stool, and I touched the 2 ring main cables, blew me right off the stool (thank God it wasn't a metal stool, could have been a lot worse)
j/k
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Originally posted by Fordracing200@April 20, 2005, 6:28 PM
James, u seriously expect me to know how many legs my cats have??
James, u seriously expect me to know how many legs my cats have??
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owee owee owee it hurt really bad today stuck my had oiut to break the fall it opened up even more now
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Originally posted by future9er24+April 20, 2005, 8:02 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(future9er24 @ April 20, 2005, 8:02 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Fordracing200@April 20, 2005, 6:28 PM
James, u seriously expect me to know how many legs my cats have??
James, u seriously expect me to know how many legs my cats have??
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u r just jealous, NYS has an advanced education system
