This or That
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Sitting in the middle seat of a row on a 727 between two large albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor on a 2 hour flight
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Having the sink malfunction in the restroom as you're washing your hands and wet down your pants in just the right spot so everyone will think you didn't make it to the restroom in the first place?
Sitting in the middle seat of a row on a 727 between two large albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor on a 2 hour flight
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Having the sink malfunction in the restroom as you're washing your hands and wet down your pants in just the right spot so everyone will think you didn't make it to the restroom in the first place?
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Having the sink malfunction in the restroom as you're washing your hands and wet down your pants in just the right spot so everyone will think you didn't make it to the restroom in the first place?
(you can find subtle ways to hide your shame)
In coach next to a good-looking girl
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In first-class next to some old man?
(you can find subtle ways to hide your shame)
In coach next to a good-looking girl
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In first-class next to some old man?
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Definitely in Coach. 3 rows from the back on the window. I can see the wing AND the girl. 
Accidentally drinking spoiled milk
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Accidentally drinking coffee that had a cigarette put out in it?
Accidentally drinking spoiled milk
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Accidentally drinking coffee that had a cigarette put out in it?
So pee on the side of road
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Chrome. Easier to clean, and shinier too!
You're going to London for a vacation. You hurry up and get to the airport, with 20 minutes 'till the flight, only to discover that your tickets and passports are apparently still on the kitchen counter, and of course, there's that silly little no refund clause on EVERYTHING you booked. Whoops.
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You finish working on the car's flat tire, dang the timing. You go inside, attempt to shower, but discover the water was cut off while you weren't looking because SOMEONE forgot to pay the bill (honey), and it's your sister's wedding day and you're in the wedding party, and you've got 30 minutes to get ready. Now what?
You're going to London for a vacation. You hurry up and get to the airport, with 20 minutes 'till the flight, only to discover that your tickets and passports are apparently still on the kitchen counter, and of course, there's that silly little no refund clause on EVERYTHING you booked. Whoops.
or
You finish working on the car's flat tire, dang the timing. You go inside, attempt to shower, but discover the water was cut off while you weren't looking because SOMEONE forgot to pay the bill (honey), and it's your sister's wedding day and you're in the wedding party, and you've got 30 minutes to get ready. Now what?
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You finish working on the car's flat tire, dang the timing. You go inside, attempt to shower, but discover the water was cut off while you weren't looking because SOMEONE forgot to pay the bill (honey), and it's your sister's wedding day and you're in the wedding party, and you've got 30 minutes to get ready. Now what?
Shower next door... no one is home.... break in
Live your life long dream of owning a 2005 Mustang, by purchasing one as soon as humanly possible?(don't laugh, really is my dream) Just to find out that the 5.4l V8 is in the new special edition or Cobra...
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Wait (and suffer every single day) and find out if the special or the Cobra has the 5.4l V8, and wait for it?
Shower next door... no one is home.... break in
Live your life long dream of owning a 2005 Mustang, by purchasing one as soon as humanly possible?(don't laugh, really is my dream) Just to find out that the 5.4l V8 is in the new special edition or Cobra...
OR
Wait (and suffer every single day) and find out if the special or the Cobra has the 5.4l V8, and wait for it?
