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Old 7/16/05, 09:02 AM
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
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A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right here
Old 7/16/05, 09:08 AM
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That's funny :P
Old 7/16/05, 12:11 PM
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lol, i know ppl that would do that
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Originally posted by EleanorsMine@July 16, 2005, 11:05 AM
A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right here
Were you wearing a blonde wig that day April? :scratch:
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:angry: Not all Blondes are dumb, most of them are hott
Old 7/16/05, 01:22 PM
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After all these years,
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@July 16, 2005, 12:58 PM
Were you wearing a blonde wig that day April? :scratch:
Nice try. I am a smart redhead.
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Redhead is the closest thing to blonde......
Old 7/16/05, 01:50 PM
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Ah but the important thing is my red is from a bottle......

My hair is naturally black, but I don't like looking like Elvira.
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I think this is appropriate for the blonde:
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