Or you could do what I did when I turned 18...


Cheap half gallon of Skol vodka. 21 shots each between me an my best friend.

 

Do gas stations sell liquor?

 

Hahaha of course!!

 

Malt liquor!


Get some Mad Dog 20/20 and call it a night.

 

Strawberry Hill?

 

**** really? You can't get it until 1pm on Sundays here. Lol

 

Boones FTW!

It's like lube for the ladies!

 

Not open Sunday. And they close at 9:00pm all other nights.

 

It's state law that says you can't sell liquor on Sunday. Even if you find a place, they can't sell it to you. You gotta learn the laws...Soon you'll try to buy some beer at Wal-Mart, and you'll realize that it's too early in the day and they can't sell it to you. Sucks.

Best drinks:
Shots: Goldschlager, Rumplemintz, Dirty Vegas, Red Headed ****, Sour Skittle, Jolly Rancher, Gummy Bear.
Bombs: Jager Bomb, Jim Morrison.
Drinks: Whiskey and coke, vodka cherry sour (girly drink for the gf. I'll slap you, if I see you drinkin' one), beer, vodka and Redbull, Icee and Everclear.

 

Have a friend that showed up to a party with a bottle and she downed the whole thing then moved onto shots! My wife does that she passes out or ends up in the tub.

 

Woooooooooooo......... That's the virgin killer right there.

 

When we were in high school we always got beer for us but the ladies always had to have a bottle of Boones because they didn't like beer.

And yes. Don't bother trying to buy any beer or wine on Sunday before noon.

And last call is 2:00am on Saturday morning and 1:00am on Sunday morning. If memory serves.

 

 

Hey now...there's nothin' wrong with malt liquor. I do enjoy a nice 40 of Mickey's or some Hurricane High Gravity if I really wanna get trashed for cheap. Just stay away from Steel Reserve.

 

Used to drink Mickeys big mouths in school also. Haven't had it since.

 

Settled for a four loko

 

I can't stand those or Joose.

 

I have no idea what that is.

 

+1, me either. And I have been know to drink a bit, so I hear.

 

Energy Drink + fermented alcohol. Like a Zima or Bacardi ice with a zing. It's been made illegal in a ton of states because of the alcohol % and the high amounts of caffeine.