Has anyone else noticed this disgusting apparatus that idiots that usually have a "Dixie" flag on their truck somewhere, thats jacked up with a 10" lift to compensate for a no doubt 5" d*ck, hang from the hitch of their pickup. I was driving along and my 8 year old daughter says "dad, whats hanging from that truck" and I say "that man's brain!"

Where do you find people that think hanging fake ********* the size of a bulls ***** are cool for hanging off the back of your hillbilly pickup?

Folks I'm not hating on rednecks. I was born on a farm with no indoor plumbing, OK, I'm a redneck by birth, my father hunted squirrels and my grandma cooked 'em, but putting ***** on my truck just says, "Hey look at me I'm classless and enjoy showing it!"

 

There are a few cars around here with them on it, including a 2007 vette. "*****.....there not just for trucks anymore. Yeehaw!"

 

100% agree w/ you Gary. I know Florida took action to try and make them illegal, but I think the law didn't pass. It's a shame that laws like that even need to be considered because people are so rude, tasteless, thoughtless, and irresponsible.

 

...let alone that they do not pass even when they are introduced..

 

I bet these make most of you guys proud.

 

Watch it there Canuck...

 

I am sure somewhere we have Moose ***** hanging on vehicles.

 

LMAO moose *****!!!

 

My wife hates them and I think they're kinda tacky too but this little accessory probably falls under freedom of expression. A co-worker once told me that he appreciated seeing things like this (or anything else of questionable taste like neck tattoos, body piercings, ferret ownership...) because he knew up front that he was dealing with an idiot. I can appreciate his logic.

 

That is true...its kind of like the old Bill Engvall skit...

HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!

 

I'll admit it . . . . I searched google.com for "Moose Nuts, Truck" (and various other relative search descriptions). . . alas I found nothing.

 

Okay guys, I gotta know.
Which are bigger?
Moose ***** or Bull *****?

 

I just think theyre kinda funny, it says 'im so desperate for attn. that i'll hang ***** on my vehicle'.. ive also seen them on some of those jacked up 80's chevys with 26" rims on them

 

Bumper *****...gotta love em
hahahha

ok I'm kidding

 

Only seen one pair round these parts, on a Jeep Cherokee with an almost nonexistent lift.

annoying as sin, but i wouldn't say ban them. freedom of expression, slippery slope and all that

 

Well I never said ban them, I think, but at the very least if I meet someone in person that has these on his vehicle he should have a sign tatooed on his forehead that says "I got truck *****" and then I would know how to deal with this individual in case his truck wasn't around to show me itself.

Also, why is it the shortest guys drive the tallest trucks. Really. All the trucks around here with huge lifts, and I do mean all, are driven by guys that are like 5'2". Do they like doing pullups to get in their truck!

 

Tell ya what - you go find a pair of each - GRAB them and let US know

 

 

i wouldnt ever put them on my vehicle, but i am not offended by them...

to each his own.

 

Well I gotta admit, I've never had my hands on moose *****.
And at this stage of my life, I don't think it's gonna happen.
But, in my younger days, I did handle a bull's *****.
Of course, they'd already been removed from the bull.
They were rather impressive though.