The "new" Toyota Camry
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Joined: January 27, 2007
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From: That town you drive through to get to Myrtle Beach
wow.it's even more beige than the last one.
I suppose it'll keep on doing its job "getting people from A to B" - those people being the ones that dont care whatsoever about driving, watch their cell phones more than traffic, and dont pay attenton to anyone else on the road.
I suppose it'll keep on doing its job "getting people from A to B" - those people being the ones that dont care whatsoever about driving, watch their cell phones more than traffic, and dont pay attenton to anyone else on the road.
Another shade of beige from Big Beige, i.e., Toyota.
Surely a competent and pleasant, if soporific, transportation appliance with the soul of a nice toaster oven.
Surely a competent and pleasant, if soporific, transportation appliance with the soul of a nice toaster oven.
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Joined: August 7, 2005
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From: NJ
I see what you did there.......
Awesome post. Its ugly but so were the last two revisions and they still sold, so I will skip the obligatory bashing because the average person is still going to buy this. Which judging by the design on this, Toyota knows that all too well.
Awesome post. Its ugly but so were the last two revisions and they still sold, so I will skip the obligatory bashing because the average person is still going to buy this. Which judging by the design on this, Toyota knows that all too well.
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Joined: January 14, 2011
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From: minnesota
I have drivin a couple of camrys in my day and I don't get the fascination, I think they kinda suck. Slow, bland, and invisible.
I miss the old days when Toyota was making the supra, I loved mine
I miss the old days when Toyota was making the supra, I loved mine
Last edited by hahnsolo78; Aug 11, 2011 at 09:20 AM.
Or, perhaps consider it the ultimate urban stealth mobile.
You could blast past a cop-infested Dunkin Donuts at 90mph, sideways, tires-a-holler'n, stark nekid with an equally nekid 15 year old nymphette snuggling beside you, guzzling down a bottle of Jack between long tokes on your crystal meth pipe, blasting out head-basher heavy metal dialed up to 11 and yet, never be seen much less pulled over. This is THE perfect car to rob a bank with. You'd only have to drive half a block down the street after your raging gun-battle heist before you would dissolve invisibly into the urban landscape. A Romulan cloaking device couldn't be more effective.
Meanwhile, all the hot rod dolts drive blood red sports cars with bodies that would shame Megan Fox and an exhaust that sounds like a full-scale WWII Russian artillery barrage with the result that they would light up NORAD's radars 3 microseconds after they hit 26mph in a 25mph zone, instant arrest and a police beat down -- make that two beat downs, and straight into a welded subterranean cell at the nearest supermax prison for crimes against humanity.
You could blast past a cop-infested Dunkin Donuts at 90mph, sideways, tires-a-holler'n, stark nekid with an equally nekid 15 year old nymphette snuggling beside you, guzzling down a bottle of Jack between long tokes on your crystal meth pipe, blasting out head-basher heavy metal dialed up to 11 and yet, never be seen much less pulled over. This is THE perfect car to rob a bank with. You'd only have to drive half a block down the street after your raging gun-battle heist before you would dissolve invisibly into the urban landscape. A Romulan cloaking device couldn't be more effective.
Meanwhile, all the hot rod dolts drive blood red sports cars with bodies that would shame Megan Fox and an exhaust that sounds like a full-scale WWII Russian artillery barrage with the result that they would light up NORAD's radars 3 microseconds after they hit 26mph in a 25mph zone, instant arrest and a police beat down -- make that two beat downs, and straight into a welded subterranean cell at the nearest supermax prison for crimes against humanity.
Last edited by rhumb; Aug 12, 2011 at 08:53 AM.
Originally Posted by StangMahn
wow.it's even more beige than the last one.
I suppose it'll keep on doing its job "getting people from A to B" - those people being the ones that dont care whatsoever about driving, and dont pay attenton to anyone else on the road.
I suppose it'll keep on doing its job "getting people from A to B" - those people being the ones that dont care whatsoever about driving, and dont pay attenton to anyone else on the road.