Rear ended in front of a gay bar, eh? (couldn't pass that up)

Minor fender bender some years ago

and

I tore apart 1/4 of my car on the back end of a minivan at exaclty 40 yrs to the minute after JFKs assasination (really freaked me out, the radio guy comes on as I'm sitting on the side of the road surronded by twisted metal, "Two minutes ago, JFK was killed 40 yrs ago")

 

Yeah, true story. The funiest thing was the lesbian hitting on my wife. Just had to laugh at the whole thing. I'm just glad none of us were hurt.