So, im walking out to my car tonight to go to Whataburger and get ultra fat when a guy walking around the parking lot by himself greets us. He then proceeds to tell us that it is his birthday, and for us not to drive when we are drunk.

Ok, everythings fine so far. Then he loses all respect and pulls the wrong string on me.

He asks a simple question.... "Hey, is that a lebaron? Dont tell me you're driving a lebaron."

So... does my car look like a lebaron? Im really quite frustrated about this...

 

So how much did he have to drink that night? Sounds like he was having a little birthday party by himself and was already too drunk to drive or see.

 

Do we need to nitify the local police about a a missing person? Dead body?

 

100% LeBaron

 

As someone with an appreciation for both Fox body Mustangs and Chrysler products, I'll vote that your Mustang does NOT look like a Lebaron. Sure, they share some 80's styling cues, but they're very different cars, and that should be obvious to anyone who actually cares to look.

 

LOL, yeah this guy had a few drinks im sure... but why he was standing in a parking lot alone?? ill never know...

The police have probably already taken care of his dead body because they are always in our stinkin complex x.x

 

Put your crack pipe down and look at it again... That's a "NO".