I've been searching hi and low for "Thunderpants" from the Speed Freaks line, but I can't find one that is within the U.S.
There are a ton over in the UK, but shipping rates are horrible (about 60 dollars just for shipping!)
If anyone happens to stumble by one of these bad boys on a website or eBay (being sold in the U.S.), please give me a heads up.

Thanks a lot guys!