Sweet! Broke up with my anchor girlfriend
11/8/04, 07:00 AM
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I always wanted the '05 Mustang, but I was unsure if it was a good decision because I do so much driving, over 20K miles per year. I didn't want to pay so much $$$ and end up driving a high mileage car in just a few years. Not to mention the awful gas mileage (my current car gets 30mpg).
Well folks, I'm pleased to announce that my girlfriend and myself are no longer together. So the 30 miles a day I spent driving to and from her place aren't a factor anymore. That frees up 30x365 = 10K miles per year! Sweet!
Furthermore, I expect my bank account to OVERFLOW with the extra cash that I will no longer pay, but wasted on her all of these years. Restaurants 5x a week, clothing, beauty products, tickets for movies I don't want to see in the first place!
When I'm ready to start dating again, I can't wait to show up in a brand new windveil blue '05. Oh man, it's going to be incredible.
So there you have it, I'm going to order my Mustang with the X-Plan for spring delivery.
God bless America!
Well folks, I'm pleased to announce that my girlfriend and myself are no longer together. So the 30 miles a day I spent driving to and from her place aren't a factor anymore. That frees up 30x365 = 10K miles per year! Sweet!
Furthermore, I expect my bank account to OVERFLOW with the extra cash that I will no longer pay, but wasted on her all of these years. Restaurants 5x a week, clothing, beauty products, tickets for movies I don't want to see in the first place!
When I'm ready to start dating again, I can't wait to show up in a brand new windveil blue '05. Oh man, it's going to be incredible.
So there you have it, I'm going to order my Mustang with the X-Plan for spring delivery.
God bless America!
11/8/04, 07:10 AM
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Something tells me the Mustang was the reason you two broke up.
Looks like all the money you spent on her will go to car payments and you will have some leftover as well.... talk about high-maintenance
Looks like all the money you spent on her will go to car payments and you will have some leftover as well.... talk about high-maintenance
11/8/04, 09:08 AM
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Originally posted by kevinb120@November 8, 2004, 9:50 AM
Is she cute?
Is she cute?
Unless I get sub X-Plan pricing...
11/8/04, 09:16 AM
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Originally posted by thegoalie+November 8, 2004, 11:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (thegoalie @ November 8, 2004, 11:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kevinb120@November 8, 2004, 9:50 AM
Is she cute?
Is she cute?
Unless I get sub X-Plan pricing...
[/b][/quote]post pics, may make a deal
11/8/04, 09:21 AM
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Originally posted by thegoalie+November 8, 2004, 10:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (thegoalie @ November 8, 2004, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kevinb120@November 8, 2004, 9:50 AM
Is she cute?
Is she cute?
Unless I get sub X-Plan pricing...
[/b][/quote]I'm not a car salesman. When do I get to meet her?
11/8/04, 09:27 AM
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Wanted : Tall, Slim, Attractive, Young lady with a love of Mustangs (preferably with her own '05), able to support herself both financially and emotionally. Must love trips to the strip and afternoons "Tinkering" with cars.
Please reply to box 117, inyurdreams, nevergonnahappenville!
Please reply to box 117, inyurdreams, nevergonnahappenville!
11/8/04, 09:32 AM
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Originally posted by jgsmuzzy@November 8, 2004, 10:30 AM
Wanted : Tall, Slim, Attractive, Young lady with a love of Mustangs (preferably with her own '05), able to support herself both financially and emotionally. Must love trips to the strip and afternoons "Tinkering" with cars.
Please reply to box 117, inyurdreams, nevergonnahappenville!
Wanted : Tall, Slim, Attractive, Young lady with a love of Mustangs (preferably with her own '05), able to support herself both financially and emotionally. Must love trips to the strip and afternoons "Tinkering" with cars.
Please reply to box 117, inyurdreams, nevergonnahappenville!
11/8/04, 09:37 AM
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Originally posted by 2005muzzy+November 8, 2004, 10:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (2005muzzy @ November 8, 2004, 10:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-jgsmuzzy@November 8, 2004, 10:30 AM
Wanted : Tall, Slim, Attractive, Young lady with a love of Mustangs (preferably with her own '05), able to support herself both financially and emotionally. Must love trips to the strip and afternoons "Tinkering" with cars.
Please reply to box 117, inyurdreams, nevergonnahappenville!
Wanted : Tall, Slim, Attractive, Young lady with a love of Mustangs (preferably with her own '05), able to support herself both financially and emotionally. Must love trips to the strip and afternoons "Tinkering" with cars.
Please reply to box 117, inyurdreams, nevergonnahappenville!
I paid for everything because she was a poor college student without any money. I can't blame her, I was in that situation not too long ago.
But yeah, the next girlfriend will definately be able to "support herself both financially and emotionally", as jgsmuzzy said. Well put.
11/8/04, 10:51 AM
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Just think of all the extra money you'll have now for aftermarket!
11/8/04, 10:52 AM
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Originally posted by jgsmuzzy@November 8, 2004, 11:30 AM
Wanted : Tall, Slim, Attractive, Young lady with a love of Mustangs (preferably with her own '05), able to support herself both financially and emotionally. Must love trips to the strip and afternoons "Tinkering" with cars.
Please reply to box 117, inyurdreams, nevergonnahappenville!
Wanted : Tall, Slim, Attractive, Young lady with a love of Mustangs (preferably with her own '05), able to support herself both financially and emotionally. Must love trips to the strip and afternoons "Tinkering" with cars.
Please reply to box 117, inyurdreams, nevergonnahappenville!
j/kexcept for the tall part.
Good Luck with your car order.
11/8/04, 10:56 AM
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Originally posted by Donna+November 8, 2004, 12:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Donna @ November 8, 2004, 12:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-jgsmuzzy@November 8, 2004, 11:30 AM
Wanted : Tall, Slim, Attractive, Young lady with a love of Mustangs (preferably with her own '05), able to support herself both financially and emotionally. Must love trips to the strip and afternoons "Tinkering" with cars.
Please reply to box 117, inyurdreams, nevergonnahappenville!
Wanted : Tall, Slim, Attractive, Young lady with a love of Mustangs (preferably with her own '05), able to support herself both financially and emotionally. Must love trips to the strip and afternoons "Tinkering" with cars.
Please reply to box 117, inyurdreams, nevergonnahappenville!
j/kexcept for the tall part.
Good Luck with your car order. [/b][/quote]
Haha ditto for me