I believe you, except mine says "Danke" everytime I take her on the autobahn. Bilingual...Kinda freaky!!!

 

My message center once told me, "Turn signal on too long". You gotta love these cars!!

 

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to do exactly what the message center says. You don't want to void your warranty, do you? I hope you did it...

 

Wow are cars really are classics!! Now they have a mind of their own and can speak their mind! I knew when I was on the freeway and that porsche pulled up next to me someone told me to punch it! Not only can they speak their mind but they have physic mind powers too!

 

Holy Thread Ressurrection, Batman!

 

Worth it though ... got a good chuckle out of it


Mine says go pick up that beautiful girl of yours

 

I want to program it to the following:

Big Red: Please say a command...
Me: Activate passenger **** probe.
Big Red: **** Probe. Please say, heated or not heated.
Me: Heated.
Big Red: Activating **** probe.

Then the passenger seat starts vibrating, faster and faster, and the heated seat goes to max. I'm willing to bet this would make pretty much anyone scream their way out of Big Red. For best results, do while on the highway, at speed.

 

I sure hope those who are posting are not texting, drinking and driving!