I am a paranoid parker ... I park in far corners away from all those who may ding my bright shiney new stang..

So tonite I go to the movies with my wife and kid. Against my better judgement I decide to take the mustang... to a movie theater... on a friday nite.. oh the horror! (family coerced me )

Well fortunately for me the theater lot is 1/2 full and I am able to park in the farthest parking space away from all cars. The whole movie I am thinking that by now my car is surrounded and at great risk of a door ding or worse...I sweat it out..

Much to my happiness -when I come out of the movie - my car is still all by its lonesome, not a rogue car in sight HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY! --

I take the long walk to get up to the car, with a big relieved smile painted on my mug - only to find out a flock of birds thought it was a great target.. and all this time I was worried about door dings... :bang:

 

Did it look like this?

 

NO...:shock: if it had - my wife would have had to call an ambulance....

so what species did that? - Just for future reference -

 

They find mine no matter where I park. Even parked under cover, they must let it go at just the right time.........dive bombers, they are!

 

Ahh..good. Could have been worse. Like this story.

http://onthejohnnews.com/2004/006/birdcrap.htm

LoL the picture kills me.

 

How do you think I feel, I WORK at a movie theatre. The 2nd busiest in Cleveland no less.