as i was at northport ford tonight in my girls 98 mustang looking at theyre yellow V6 with the appearance package which looks really nice too... the first time i touched a 05...<shiver> ..anyway this dopey little civic farts up to stare at it then he see me and backs into the dealer and farts away with his giant coffee can.. i think he was pushing it as hard as he could because the tires chirped..but it just finished raining 5 minutes before....sounded like a leaf blower.. my girlfriend was like.. oh god was a desperate attempt to maintain his own little rice world in front of his girlfriend...so we laughed...

do people with these little econo boxes actually think having a car that sounds like gardening equipment is cool?

 

That is so true...I cant belive the waist of money it is to make your car sound like a fart

 

Tha's funny stuff

 

"gardening equipment"

Now THAT was funny. Thanks for the laugh - I needed it lol.

 

Personally, for me, nothing is as lame as a front wheel burn-out, a dangly can hanging off the back of your car (and often dragging on the ground), or the throbbing power that only 4 cylinders can give you.

 

exactly

 

My wife and I call them Diarrhea Cars.

 

I love the fart guys when you pull up next to them and they HAVE to step on the fart pedal to increase the intensity of the fart. Doesn't go anywhere...but..the sound is quite gastric.

 

I don't know about the front wheel drive burnout thing...my dad had a '04 Caddy deville and with the traction control off, it really roasted the tires. I tell you what, you could hardley get more looks if you rode through town with your hair on fire.

 

My friends and I call them rice cars

 

you know whats really funny about this 4 wheel leaf blowers is they sound like they should be kicking your hiney..but when u see them in your rear view mirror getting tiny very fast your like huh?

 

GARDENING EQUIPMENT HAHAHA

 

Gotta love the gardening equipment line........

I remember crushing some HS kids world about 3 years ago when he pulled up in a Neon next to my 93 F150 (5.0 V8). He was shocked that I killed his leafblower with my work truck that I got a wonderful 200k miles out of before selling last year.

 

yea

but seriously japanese and all econobox cars are turbo charged weed whackers

 

but let me ask you this


how many time must you be kicked in the head then be moving your lawn and come to this revelation "i need a car that sounds like this!"
?

 

You guys are so ignorant. as much as I love the new stang, I know dozens of "garden equipment" cars that will blow it away. :notnice:

 

i can put a supercharger into a civic too... how long b4 that block goes?

 

and to all the people..well when i add blah blah to my econobox il beat your mustang!.... but if i do the same thing to the mustang..yet again im in the lead=p

go figure

im not ignorant

but i do love my country and try not to send any of my cash overseas

 

nothing says power like the sound of a bullhorn to my hiney=p

 

HAHAHAH!!! GARDENING EQUIPMENT!

I remember a couple years ago during my senior year in high school when my friend and I walked out into the parking lot and heard a really loud noise, like some ricer was gunning his engine. We thought it was some Civic with a really loud exhaust but when we turned a corner we discovered that it was one of the maintenance guys trimming the grass with his weed wacker. HAHAHAHA! Just thought I'd like to share this very funny experience.