I had washed my 05 GT the previous day and I woke this morning to find a HUGE bird doo-doo on the roof of my car !!!

These freekin birds deliberately choose nice shiny cars to take a dump on

 

I concur, they do..... There are times when I find bird sheet on my car 15 min after I'm done washing it.

 

**** flying rats is what they are!

 

they always know when to attack a freshly cleaned car

 

I know in my next life I want to come back as a bird so I can dive bomb a few cars around my neighbourhood. Now that would be a nice payback

 

I had to DOO it.......... NO PUN INTENDED!

 

Too many freakin Birds this year!

 

well the truth really is bird crap on shiny objects..notice u never see it on the street

 

AND LOVE BUGS

 

I've only gotten lucky once. The stuff landed on my car while I was washing it, and it hosed right off. Fortunately, it missed me.

I had a friend who didn't drive his 1966 Mustang to school one day. When I asked him why, he said he had parked under a tree where a bunch of birds were roosting. I would love to have seen it.

 

I wish I would have had a camera with me last year. Seen a SUV parked under a tree and it looked like the car was painted with bird doo.

 

Yeah, and even worse are those "sappy" trees. DON'T ever park under one.

 

OH how I hate them stupid love bugs.

 

Among some of the many things I do not miss about Alabama.

 

i had one crap on my roof today and it looks like it ruined my paint..it wasnt even on there for 30min..i washed it off right when i got home and now it looks like a realy bad water spot. i even used some cleaner wax and swirl remover and its still there kinda. is there anything that might take it off?

 

I was driving a beat up '90 Nissan Maxima 2 weeks ago and wouldn't have cared if a turkey vulture shat on the hood. It might have even looked better that way. The Nissan quit and now I'm in an '06 GT. Today I actually ducked/flinched when two of the aforementioned winged rats flew over, low, slow and head on, as I rolled through my complex. Pitiful, I know.

 

2 words, Benelli Nova. $300 from your local sports authority. Problems solved.

 

I had a bird drop a bomb on my car from about 10,000 ft last year when I was driving to Texas Motor Speedway. When I got out to see the damage, it stretched from the front end of the car to the back! I think it had to have been a buzzard.

 

How about this picture? The second pic is what I do to birds that XXXX on my Mustang.

 

a bird actually hit inside my car!! right above and to the left of the inside door handle...i shouldnt have had my windows open lol