They Keep Trying with Those Ugly Cobra Hoods
5/3/04, 12:19 PM
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We need to start a Mustang owners oath that has to be sworn by be for u buy a used or new Mustang:
Repeat after me,
I (yourname)here-by recognized the awsome responsiblities that im am about to attain with the ownership of this gorgeous peace of art.
I relenquish all ricer mentalities that I have once had before the acqusition of this Mustang.
I will not it any way, shape, or form alter the the apearance of this car with anything similar to a double race wing unless im a actually using this car for professional racing purposes, nore will I apply any such hood ornaments, wide-body kits, stickers(unless it's flowmaster, eddlebrock etc.) neons, old english lettering, or any such things to differentiat this car from a true mustang.
I will, at all times, keep this car looking its absolute best inside and out and get a truck for the winter. I will at all times smoke ricers without hesitation to put them in their place, I will also buy a manual and not an automatic and pretend it is a manual.
I will at all times be on gard to help direct fellow straying stangers from buying ugly acessories such as cobra hoods and such things, and show them the way of the true 'Stanger and we will grow together and help convert others.
For this is the way of the Revolutionary Priceless Mustang Owners Club( RPM,fake) and I will adhere to its teachings.
(sales persons hands over the keys then takes them back and says I didn't see your hand placed over your heart...are you really ready for this car?)
Repeat after me,
I (yourname)here-by recognized the awsome responsiblities that im am about to attain with the ownership of this gorgeous peace of art.
I relenquish all ricer mentalities that I have once had before the acqusition of this Mustang.
I will not it any way, shape, or form alter the the apearance of this car with anything similar to a double race wing unless im a actually using this car for professional racing purposes, nore will I apply any such hood ornaments, wide-body kits, stickers(unless it's flowmaster, eddlebrock etc.) neons, old english lettering, or any such things to differentiat this car from a true mustang.
I will, at all times, keep this car looking its absolute best inside and out and get a truck for the winter. I will at all times smoke ricers without hesitation to put them in their place, I will also buy a manual and not an automatic and pretend it is a manual.
I will at all times be on gard to help direct fellow straying stangers from buying ugly acessories such as cobra hoods and such things, and show them the way of the true 'Stanger and we will grow together and help convert others.
For this is the way of the Revolutionary Priceless Mustang Owners Club( RPM,fake) and I will adhere to its teachings.
(sales persons hands over the keys then takes them back and says I didn't see your hand placed over your heart...are you really ready for this car?)
:notnice: :crazy: 
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