Chevrolet
Cheap
Heep
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

Chevrolet
Case
Hopeless
Entire
Vehicle
Relys
On
Leftover
Engine
Technology

Mopar
Mostly
Old
Parts
And
Rust

Gmc
Garage
Mans
Companion

 

NISSAN Needs Improvement So Start Again Nitwit

 

HONDA
How odd, no darn acceleration

Yeah I know, it's old but still good

 

Fix Or Repair Daily
First On Race Day
Found On Road, Dead

 

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

 

Jeep Just empty every pocket

 

Chevrolet
Constantly
Having
Every
Vehicle
Recalled
Over
Lousy
Engineering
Techniques

 

Dents
Or
Dings
Grow
Exponentially

Slow
Azz
Twincam
Usually
Raced
Never

Some
Crappy
Idea
Or
Notion

 

CHEVY

Can't
Handle
Every
Volkswagen
Yet

 

BMW=Bought my wife
GM=general Maintenance
PORSCHE=Proof of rich spoiled children having everything
VOLVO=Very odd looking vehicular object
VW=Virtually Worthless
ACURA=Another crummy,useless,rotten Automobile
AMC=All Makes Combined
Buick=Big ugly imitation Chrome king
Chevrolet=Can hear every valve rap on long extended trips
Dodge=Drips oil,drops grease everywhere

 

BMW=
Big
Money
Wasted

 

ttt

 

Excuse me if this sounds dumb but just what does "ttt" mean? :scratch:

 

http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?...act&Acronym=ttt

The only one I could find that applies is "Thats The Truth" so I guess thats what he means?

 

It means ''To The Top'' whenever you post it takes that post to the top.

 

GMC=Gotta Mechanic Coming

 

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover equipment


Made by General Maintenance(and that's the truth)

 

Very
Owhsome
Like
Kotzenjunge's
Super
Wicked
Avatar,
Gee
Eets
Neat

Fix It Again, Tony

 

PONTIAC:
Poor
Old
Nerd (insert others here)
thinks
its
a
Caddy

BMW:
Bitz
Moan
Whine

 

GM: GREAT MISTAKE