The fake recall notes that all Mustang owners need to take their cars to the nearest dealership to have “crowd detection sensors” installed.

After attempting to cut off another car, a Mustang — which was carrying a woman and her three-year-old child — went over an embankment, clipped a light pole, and flipped onto its roof in the parking lot of a Walmart.

Two people were allegedly killed by a Mustang driver during a street race in Los Angeles last week. The driver has been charged with murder.

A man, who’s since been arrested, mistakenly made a wrong turn onto the pedestrian walkway of the Golden Gate Bridge and found himself lodged between the guardrail and a fence.

I’m unsure whether there has ever been an award for the greatest Mustang save of all time, but this guy deserves to be the inaugural recipient.

The takeaway from all this? Please, people, have more respect for the power of these cars when at the wheel, and don’t put others in danger.

Nothing pisses me off more than knuckleheads who spoil a good thing for everyone else.