Ponies on The Run (Again)
1/7/09, 10:31 PM
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1/7/09, 10:35 PM
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1/7/09, 11:21 PM
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Speaking of which... I still haven't saran wrapped a car
It's on my to-do list...
Bad things do happen... remember the bench from Leo's infamous header install
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1/7/09, 11:32 PM
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but better than saran wrap on a toilet....is this(I've done this I've been banned from friends houses
)<edit> I noticed you said car... whoops, mention saran wrap I a go to the gutter right away</edit>
Stealth makes all the difference.
Have an escape plan and do this as late as possible.
Take the lid off the toilet bowl.
Remove the filler hose that goes into the pipe that comes up from the bottom of the tank and
Place the hose on the very edge of the tank.
Carefully and quietly replace the lid so that is squeezes down the hose, like covering a garden hose with your thumb.
Get the F out.
Now this is a delayed response gag. When the mark flushes the toilet in the wee, no pun intended, hours the hose will drench the mark and not stop running until they either shut off the water or puts the hose back into the tank. If it's early enough it will be cold-assed water, adding to the surprise. If the seat is up, the water will hit it with pressure and fan out kind like a spinkler... again adding to the surprise of the mark.
It's best that they don't remember that you were the last one in the bathroom. Otherwise you get banned. Of course if you're like me, you don't care.
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1/7/09, 11:42 PM
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A fun thing to do is to smear Vaseline under the door handle, the mark will go to open the doors and get it all over and then it's EVERYWHERE.
but better than saran wrap on a toilet....is this(I've done this I've been banned from friends houses)
<edit> I noticed you said car... whoops, mention saran wrap I a go to the gutter right away</edit>
Stealth makes all the difference.
Have an escape plan and do this as late as possible.
Take the lid off the toilet bowl.
Remove the filler hose that goes into the pipe that comes up from the bottom of the tank and
Place the hose on the very edge of the tank.
Carefully and quietly replace the lid so that is squeezes down the hose, like covering a garden hose with your thumb.
Get the F out.
Now this is a delayed response gag. When the mark flushes the toilet in the wee, no pun intended, hours the hose will drench the mark and not stop running until they either shut off the water or puts the hose back into the tank. If it's early enough it will be cold-assed water, adding to the surprise. If the seat is up, the water will hit it with pressure and fan out kind like a spinkler... again adding to the surprise of the mark.
It's best that they don't remember that you were the last one in the bathroom. Otherwise you get banned. Of course if you're like me, you don't care.
but better than saran wrap on a toilet....is this(I've done this I've been banned from friends houses
)<edit> I noticed you said car... whoops, mention saran wrap I a go to the gutter right away</edit>
Stealth makes all the difference.
Have an escape plan and do this as late as possible.
Take the lid off the toilet bowl.
Remove the filler hose that goes into the pipe that comes up from the bottom of the tank and
Place the hose on the very edge of the tank.
Carefully and quietly replace the lid so that is squeezes down the hose, like covering a garden hose with your thumb.
Get the F out.
Now this is a delayed response gag. When the mark flushes the toilet in the wee, no pun intended, hours the hose will drench the mark and not stop running until they either shut off the water or puts the hose back into the tank. If it's early enough it will be cold-assed water, adding to the surprise. If the seat is up, the water will hit it with pressure and fan out kind like a spinkler... again adding to the surprise of the mark.
It's best that they don't remember that you were the last one in the bathroom. Otherwise you get banned. Of course if you're like me, you don't care.
That's a good one. I have to keep that in mind
Worse thing I've done is to tee-pee a house and bomb every window with shaving cream.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17-JYf3N08 <<< This would be so evil
Last edited by Superfly SN95; 1/7/09 at 11:48 PM.
1/7/09, 11:53 PM
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How the hell do you find time to butter a floor How do you even think of that ?? Too funny
OK this on is old-school. Leo and Luis probably won't know what I'm talking about... no offense.
Find a regular points-n-condenser car, they used to be more common
Take a spare working condenser and hook it into a spark plug wire
Make sure it's not touching anything metal and you are not touching any metal part of it.
Turn the car over a few times.
Carefully and I mean carefully remove the condensor, holding it ONLY by the wire or some other insulated manner
Find your mark and ask them to get you a new condensor, toss them the now electrically loaded condensor to use as an example.
When they catch it they instantly ground themselves and promptly receive several thousand volts of electricity.
It won't kill or permantly harm there is very little amperage. Funnier than hell to see their reaction. If your mark is named Steve Z or Teddy M then repeats steps 1-7 over and over again 'cause they always fall for it without fail.
How do you even think of that ?? Too funnyOK this on is old-school. Leo and Luis probably won't know what I'm talking about... no offense.
Find a regular points-n-condenser car, they used to be more common
Take a spare working condenser and hook it into a spark plug wire
Make sure it's not touching anything metal and you are not touching any metal part of it.
Turn the car over a few times.
Carefully and I mean carefully remove the condensor, holding it ONLY by the wire or some other insulated manner
Find your mark and ask them to get you a new condensor, toss them the now electrically loaded condensor to use as an example.
When they catch it they instantly ground themselves and promptly receive several thousand volts of electricity.
It won't kill or permantly harm there is very little amperage. Funnier than hell to see their reaction. If your mark is named Steve Z or Teddy M then repeats steps 1-7 over and over again 'cause they always fall for it without fail.
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1/8/09, 02:17 AM
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Just checked the status of my UCA and it's in Gardena right now. So it should be at my Grandma's early tomorrow morning. Thanks to all of you that helped me find one locally.
Last edited by LEO_06GT; 1/8/09 at 02:45 AM.
1/8/09, 07:50 AM
I did that during normal driving since mile 1 on the new motor. I was like, 'Wait, does that sound normal??'
In most cases that false sense of security is right. Man, I remember shutting down the motor the instant I heard the marbles in a can sound. Within that nanosecond, the damage was already done.
Nothing like good ol' blowin up motor talk just before Ray takes his car in, eh?
1/8/09, 08:15 AM
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I swear, I only did it places I didn't want to go back to anyway. Apparently it hit the dudes wife square in the back at about 3am the next morning. She never liked me anyway, except when I brought her sugar cubes or a carrot.... obviously the feeling was mutual.
She never liked me anyway, except when I brought her sugar cubes or a carrot.... obviously the feeling was mutual.
1/8/09, 08:44 AM
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1/8/09, 09:26 AM
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Of course I haven't seen them in about 15 years or more
My "special treatments" are reserved for his ilk.
Example, he joined the navy....everyone and I mean everyone his family included all joined a pool to when he'd drop out. He did with a "medical condition" that never cropped up in the 20+ years since he dropped out. He said his scores were high to get into intelligence, Jason and I went to a recruiter took the test and everything up to the point of signing to prove his test scores were a joke.
Admittedly I now wish I had gone Army, sorry, I think I would have liked it.
1/8/09, 09:32 AM
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1/8/09, 10:30 AM
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Good morning gents!!
Nice!
I'll make sure not to **** you off Brain!
I'll make sure not to **** you off Brain!