Just as the title implies, post those questions that don't really fit anywhere else.


How do blind people know when they're finished wiping their butt?

 

Why is there always one sock missing when you take your clothes out of the dryer?

 

And where do they all go?

 

What do I look like, a Comedian?

 

If a black person crosses a cat's path does the cat get bad luck?

 

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

 

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

If the opposite of pro is con, is the opposite of progress congress?!?!?!?

 

If I have to believe in God to go to heaven, why don't I have to believe in the Devil to go to hell?

 

If you don't believe in God why would that question be relevant since neither exist in your mind?

 

Ren and Stimpy answered that question.

 

Why is there always one sock missing when you take your clothes out of the dryer?

And where do they all go?

The missing socks go through the holes in the dryer drum into the 5th dimension. The latent heat causes the socks to transmogrify into all of the extra wire clothes hangers that appear in your closest. (As documented in "The Journal of Irreproducable Results")

 

Why did it take a Constitutional Amendment to prohibit liquor, but was not required for the prohibition of drugs?

 

If only losers use drugs, then do only users lose drugs?

 

Why don't boss boys like me?

 

That might not be a "random" occurence

 

Why is 42 the answer to everything?

 

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

 

Why does batty in fern gully have a transmitter on his head??

 

Why do women think that men will ever grow up and start acting their age?