one of my banks has sent me a bill for 2 cents interest past due on some kind of loan .. i`ve never had a loan with this bank .. i am debating how to pay it .. i already have a check written for two cents put in a letter to them but i also work not 100 yards from a satellite office .. i now think i will go in tomorrow and pay with cash on my lunch break .. that way i can inquire as to why i even owe them 2 cents in the first place ..

 

^ Give them a $100 bill and ask for change.

 

 

Canadian, American, or that foreign soccer stuff?

 

Real football (I.E. soccer) fields are much bigger than Murican fields so...

 

Futbol/soccer

 

I wouldn't pay a cent for any of it!

 

" just sit right back and you`ll hear a tale , a tale of a fateful ship " .. except that nobody i`ve found knows the tale of this ship ..it just appeared on the side of the road one morning a few days ago . a friend of mine who lives nearby says he heard nor saw anything out of the ordinary .. there are no skid marks on the road or the grass indicating it fell off someones trailer while being hauled .. one would think if that were the case the owner would be back .. then my mind wanders to the " philadelphia experiment " except upon closer inspection there are no bodies inbedded in the hull of the vessel so a time travel accident has been ruled out ..Gilligan and Ginger are nowhere to be found .. then hair on the back of my neck stood up as in my mind i heard that whistling music and expected Fox and Scully to show up any second .. much relieved i was as then it hit me .. " You are traveling thru a dimension .. a dimension of time and space .. up ahead a sign post .. you have just entered " the HOSS zone " ....

 

Designated docking area?

 

Well by the looks of it it is from Louisanner

Maybe somebodies opening up a seafood restaurant inside

 

MSN news lists of the top 20 states for alky abuse does not include one single state from Dixie ... LEE and i need to get busy ....

 

That's probably because down here it's not abuse...it's alcohol enjoyment!

 

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i have been living where i am since 1981 and in those 37 years i have always payed attention to where the sun sets .. it had always set directly west and over my neighbors house .. for the past ten years iv`e had a swing in a tree facing my neighbors house and i would sit many times watching the sun go down and noticed years ago it was moving north .. now it sets behind his barn which is 200 feet behind his house . a quick google search has a few web sites that confirm this but then go off on a doomsday scenario .. it does explain to me why winter starts in January lately although summer seems to be arriving on time ..i think we need a months worth of adjustment backwards just a we do the leap year day every 4 years ..

 

I agree. As a young boy in the early 60's, Halloween was so cold I didn't enjoy it. I was going bare foot by April on my Birthday. 'Now' I wear short pants on Halloween and long pants and a coat in April on my Birthday. Something has happened

 

http://definition.org/how-smart-are-you-quiz/
i got 43 out of 50 ... it says i`m a freaking genius ... i knew that !

 

You are a genius I got 25 right!

 

Ask away.

 

Ask me. I know more than he does.