Oh i'm not.. not even Joe could share the memories we've shared together

 

GAAAYYYYYY

 

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"....

 

 

See, I've come to realize, that as much crap as Gary talks, if you start making it uncomfortable for him, it shuts him up or at least makes him squirm. And you know good and well I do not swing that way

 

I've often wondered why people stock up on eggs, milk & bread when the weather gets bad, then it occurred to me, French toast must be the best survival food of all.

 

Oh, and have you seen the Hagerty Insurance commercial (Velocity Ntwk) where they id a1967 Camaro as a '70 LS7 Chevelle, then they id a 260Z as a Skyline GT-R. You'd think a specialty insurance company would get that right?

 

They're not id'ing the car they have, they're naming their dream car, even though they already have their dream car.

 

Ever see someone that is so damned stupid that you can't figure out how they managed to survive to adulthood?

 

Everyday.

 

Pretty much every boss I ever knew?

 

"This isn't lactose, its milk."

 

I look in the mirror to check my hair so yes... every time.

 

I feel like I got hit by a train......

 

 

Someone got the irony in my post

 

Not gonna touch this one at all

 

The ad I'd seen was a 15 sec spot that was edited and did not clarify that fact, however that does not make me "that damned stupid"

 

Who said it did?

 

I was reading faster than thinking. My Bad