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Why does the Italian navy have glass bottoms on their ships?
So they can see the old Italian navy.
How did the old Italian navy get there?
They were all wopsided!
So they can see the old Italian navy.
How did the old Italian navy get there?
They were all wopsided!
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1/10/19, 01:01 PM
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Guy goes to a blacksmith shop and asks for a job. Blacksmith says "have you ever shoed a horse?"
Guy says "no, but I once told a donkey to f**k off."
Guy says "no, but I once told a donkey to f**k off."
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A lady with the Corona virus is seeking a male with Lime disease...
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Met a buddy of mine for a drink and he was all bruised up and had his arm in a cast. I asked him what happened and he said Rodeo sex injuries.
I asked what Rodeo sex was and he said its when you're making love with your wife and mention this is your GF's favorite position. Then you try to stay on for 8 seconds.
I asked what Rodeo sex was and he said its when you're making love with your wife and mention this is your GF's favorite position. Then you try to stay on for 8 seconds.
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I Did This and Now it's All Better!I Have Not Read the 68 Pages of Jokes So Be Advised!
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Last edited by 05stangkc; 1/30/24 at 02:52 PM.
1/30/24, 02:53 PM
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Looks like normal now. It wouldn't let me go down far enough to get reply to thread. Had to quote someone to get the option. No idea.
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
You know why the Brits don't build computers?
Couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil.
Couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil.
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So a guys walking down the road with a real long stick.
I stopped and asked him, “Are you a Pole Vaulter?”
He responded with “No, I’m German, but how did you know my name was Walter?”
I stopped and asked him, “Are you a Pole Vaulter?”
He responded with “No, I’m German, but how did you know my name was Walter?”