kevinspann

Is there anything to do today, becasue i am bored out of my mind. I cant even think of anything to go do... :notnice:

future9er24

make a castle out of cheese and fill it with celery stick soldiers

kevinspann

mmmmmmm cheese is good

southern_stang_girlee

Push your eyes for interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out things your subconscious is trying to send you a message? Can you control what you see by pressing different areas with different forces? Would it be possible to somehow see the same effects on TV?

See how long you can hold your breath
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Some tips: hyperventilate before hand, and stay as still as possible. My personal best is 2:00 (exactly).

Try to not think about polar bears
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about polar bears anyway.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Scothew

Wow.. those are really good.. yet at the same time somewhat disturbing.

southern_stang_girlee

as well as an insight on just how bored I am as well :P

kevinspann

I see bad floor tile patterns. Is that wierd?

Rubens Barricello swallowed his tongue after jumping the kerbs, going over the tire barrier, and having his car ripped apart by the fence

the last one sounds fun though

southern_stang_girlee

Go ahead and pretend to be a car... and we all will pretend not to laugh :P

05WindveilGT

lol That's some good stuff right there lynell !! haha, I'm in one of those days too. Nothing to doooooooooo, off from work and nothing to doooooo :notnice:

05WindveilGT

I won't laugh depending upon what kind of car you try to become

Fordracing200

have you ever actually had to tell a guy to do that?

i'd rather swallow my girlfriends

kevinspann

I'd be laughing at myself too hard to be able to keep it up!

southern_stang_girlee

LOL but would you still be bored???

kevinspann

I'm thinkin' a Yugo or maybe even a 3cyl Geo

southern_stang_girlee

I vote Yugo.

kevinspann

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Fordracing200

I cant believe they actually raced those

kevinspann

well im off to go be productive, or at least pretend

southern_stang_girlee

Yea, be that car... that will be tons of fun!

kevinspann

Dig the minilites